Petroleum Ponderer Mugs

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Genie promises magic oil.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Beginning Yarder.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Keystone XL

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The End is Near.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

A self-filling prophecy.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'