Pipeline Advocate Gifts

"Hey. . .! What about my interests. . . ?!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Trump leaving

Government a la Carte

'I blame global warming!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

The melting polar ice caps

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

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