Pipeline Supporter Gifts

Pipeline Backers Hang On

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Theatre Crowd

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Keystone XL

Fresh picked baseballs.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Zero emission vehicles

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Stress

Dugout sale!

About this dependant of yours...

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Keystone XL Pipeline

All the best

"Enjoy your game dear?"