Pipeline Protester Gifts

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Keystone XL Pipeline

Organic Farm

"So, that dude eating the huge steak in the SUV hanging from the plane is your dad?!"

Some working people at the end of the month!

A madness of motorists

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

Smoky Factory

Gas Supply To Europe

Surfing the Brown Water.

Extinction Rebellion protests

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

Pipeline Backers Hang On

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."

'13 Billion for a pipeline extension?'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"Hey. . .! What about my interests. . . ?!"

Detour

'I get the feeling his heart's just not in this fight.'

"This is your third cousin Bernardo. He worked for an oil pipeline company for 30 years and kept it a secret."

'The meek don't want it!'

'The Fools! One word from me and they go rushing off to the petrol pumps! Bringing in an extra £32 million in lovely tax!'