Pipeline Protester Mugs

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

Pre-Disastered

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Leading Economic Indicator.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Organic Farm

Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, Incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his cafe cohorts to road trip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks. I've had three lattes and programmed the Phoenix Hooters into the GPS. Y'all go to sleep in back and when you wake up or we'll be getting our mojo on. And protesting bigoted policies! And watered-down drinks. How dare they serve that cheap stuff. Must have banana daiquiris.

Keystone XL Pipeline

"So, that dude eating the huge steak in the SUV hanging from the plane is your dad?!"

Smoky Factory

Gas Supply To Europe

A madness of motorists

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

Some working people at the end of the month!

Box reads: 'DIRECT ACTION MAN'.

Surfing the Brown Water.

Extinction Rebellion protests

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

Pipeline Backers Hang On

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

Detour

"Hey. . .! What about my interests. . . ?!"

'The meek don't want it!'

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."

'13 Billion for a pipeline extension?'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'