Bagpipe Buff Gifts

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

Cows chasing bagpipes player.

"Free Bird!"

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

King of Music.

Highland Piper.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Happy Valentine's Day!

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"