Bagpipes Buff Gifts

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'