Bagpipes Gifts

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."

'All right! You Win! -- there IS something worse than Gangsta Rap!'

"Ahh. A request!"

"Free Bird!"

"You have got to be kidding!?!"

"Cool looks dude! Where are you from?"

"I'm writing this up as justifiable homicide."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

Bagpiper in the Bath

Piper-fan

Suddenly, awkwardly, Andy realized he was snapping along to the funeral dirge.

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

'Sorry, McTavish, but I've decided to switch to easy listening.'

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

The Piper

The Origin of the Gas Bag

Jazz Bagpipes

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

The Pied Bagpiper.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

King of Music.

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'