Backyard Buff Gifts

Lawn service conspiracy.

'Do you want the leaf blower?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Aprons

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Well-done, alright?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.