Buzzard Buddies Mugs

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Will you call me?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."