Buzzing Buddy Pillows

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You reek of crackers.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Where are you going?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.