Bouncing Buoyant Buddy Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Bathing the dog

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Jogging Bottoms

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Pogo Cellist

Space Hopper

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

A boy holding a balloon

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

Carrot Throwing Act

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent