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Stinging Bee

Beehive

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Create some buzz!

Bumble Bee

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Cossack dancers

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Final words on gravestones.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The Echoes at Killarney

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

Bassoon practice.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"Romance"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.