Social Spotlight Seeker Gifts

'He only does it to be noticed.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

As Seen On TV

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

A woman bows to the crowd

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Media Whore Raceway.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

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'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'