Parental Attention Seeker Gifts

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Likes: $2.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Baby, baby maker

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Mentioning 'Sex'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Attention surplus

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"