Handprint Enthusiast Prints

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Best Places to Retire

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"