Screen Print Enthusiast Gifts

'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Uh

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Johannes Gutenberg

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Traditional Family Meals

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Books versus TV.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

Pierre Bonnard.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?