Footprint Fanatic Gifts

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bigfoot tracks...

"What about my footprint?"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Electric car

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'This one is for Lawyers.'