Footprint Follower Gifts

Bigfoot tracks...

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"What about my footprint?"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'I'm with the band.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Falling Rock

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Campaign 2010.

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Independents still undecided.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

A man cleans up the mud slung at Hillary Clinton.

Tchump vs. Canuck

Bono

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Ken Livingstone

'Bloody good idea!'

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

"How the hell does he do that?"