Footprint Finder Gifts

Crater Lake

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

Bigfoot tracks...

"What about my footprint?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Global Warming.

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

'I'm from China!'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"The advice was free. But the office visit was a hundred bucks an hour."

"How the hell does he do that?"

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

"You want to be cremated!?! Don't you realise how bad your carbon footprint will be?!"

"Did you take part in the climate change march?"

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'

All trails go nowhere.

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

Bike

'Well, this'll probably knock climate change off as my number one worry.'

'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'

"Watson, I believe we're stumbled onto something big."