Footprint Tracking Gifts

"What about my footprint?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bigfoot tracks...

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Global Warming.

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'I'm from China!'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'