Footprint Tracking T-Shirts

"What about my footprint?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bigfoot tracks...

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Global Warming.

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'I'm from China!'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"