Carbon Footprint Tracker T-Shirts

Global Warming.

'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I'm from China!'

"What about my footprint?"

"It's supposed to be bad news..."

Petrol for Regular and Large cars.

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

"Did you take part in the climate change march?"

"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Methane Emissions

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

The Finger.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.