Carbon Footprint Scanner T-Shirts

'Well, this'll probably knock climate change off as my number one worry.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Electric car

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Stop Global Warming

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

The Finger.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"We are so totally doomed."

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'