Carbon Footprints T-Shirts

"You want to be cremated!?! Don't you realise how bad your carbon footprint will be?!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Business revolution begins.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Stop Global Warming

Turning the switch on the environment.

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'