Footprint Detective T-Shirts

"If I could just get him to wipe his feet before entering the house, it would cut my cleaning day in half."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The interested bystanders.

Evolution.

Bigfoot tracks...

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"What about my footprint?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Fine Print Letters

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

Shipping contract.

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

Contract Mouse Trap

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

The Panama Effect

"How the hell does he do that?"

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."