Fingerprint Fanatic Gifts

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Intellectual Property

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I like the frame.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"But is it..?"

Workaholic's Toilet

Fingers

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Artists without borders.

'Well... the frame is nice.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"