Fingerprint Fanatic Gifts

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Intellectual Property

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I like the frame.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Fingers

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Artists without borders.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

'Well... the frame is nice.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."