Forensics Fanatic Gifts

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Sunbathers.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Trumpled

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"It was me who did it!"

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Sandwich filing.