Investigation Fanatic Gifts

Trumpled

Where your mind & battle are los

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Curiosity."

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"It was me who did it!"

'Speak.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Excessive Paperwork

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."