Investigation Fanatic Pillows

Trumpled

Where your mind & battle are los

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Curiosity."

'Speak.'

"It was me who did it!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Excessive Paperwork

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I opened the last Russian nesting doll, and there's a subpoena from the Mueller probe inside."

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

CSI Thanksgiving.