Forensic Fanatic Pillows

"Our suspect could be a giant."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Sunbathers.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"It was me who did it!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Trumpled

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Speak.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'