Forensic Fanatics Pillows

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Trumpled

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"It was me who did it!"

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Fingers

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

Harry Houdini

Much needed Apple Watch features

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Organized Crime.

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

Duck or Grouse

"How did you ever find me?"

"Looks like this guy's been put away...in a manger."

"Our suspect could be a giant."

"I'll fetch a stick, a frisbee and a tennis ball, but I draw the line at dryer balls."