Forensic Fanatics Gifts

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Trumpled

"It was me who did it!"

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Fingers

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

Harry Houdini

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Are you sure this is what your husband meant when he said he wanted a quiet send-off?

Duck or Grouse

Organized Crime.

"How did you ever find me?"

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

"Our suspect could be a giant."

"Looks like this guy's been put away...in a manger."

"You jest."