Forensic Enthusiast Gifts

Mother chastises son over stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics', I know it was you.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"We need rain."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'