Forensic Enthusiast Mugs

Mother chastises son over stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics', I know it was you.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't editorialize."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"We need rain."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.