Forensics Fan Mugs

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Crime Writer's Society.

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'