Forensics Fan Prints

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Robber on treadmill

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Crime Writer's Society.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

007 regretted switching to beer

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'