Forensic Fan Prints

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

Crime Writer's Society.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."