Forensic Fan Gifts

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Robber on treadmill

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'He's been shot!'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Crime Writer's Society.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"The butler did it!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.