Forensic Science Fiction Fanatic Gifts

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Einsteiners.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'