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'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

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