Forensics Fanatic T-Shirts

"The ad was a typo. We're looking for an expert in fingerprinting...not finger painting."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Sunbathers.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"It was me who did it!"

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Trumpled

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

A number of runners run through police tape.