Evidence Enthusiast Mugs

"What is it with you and this fixation with 'ev-i-dence,' Counselor?"

Theories and Proofs.

"Your honor, this photo is not my client's footprints in the mountain snow. This is a belly button full of lint because the officer had his body camera on backwards."

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"And how can you be certain the defendant had exhibit 'A' in his pocket and wasn't merely happy to see you?"

"I have listened very carefully to all the evidence."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Trial by Media

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You can't plead cute."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'