Finger Fanatic Pillows

Fingers

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Friday

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Alternative fielding positions

Italica

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Finger puppets in church.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

A Head-Dress in 1777

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities