Loft Living Gifts

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Sloaney Pony.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."