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Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Pearly King and Queen

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Homo Zapiens

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'