Rococo Lover Gifts

Jean Honore Fragonard

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Tango

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Rodeos

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Hallelujah!

Rose

Steeroids

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Everything's coming up roses!

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

Minuet

'That does it You need glasses'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Countess

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Jean Phillipe Rameau - 25th September 1628

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Rococo breakfast cereal.