Roll Lover Mugs

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Tired Barbie

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Training punt

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

John Peel

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Wang Yangming listens.

Pretty Vacant