Roll-up Devotee Mugs

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

Church Basement Foodie

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Drive-thru Church

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

3D Theatre

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

At the CD shop.

Elvis fans

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Mick Jagger

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Standup... Nihilist

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"