"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
Roll-up Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift for the dedicated roll-up devotee in your life? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that showcase their passion. From playful mugs to stylish prints, find something uniquely suited to their creative spirit and love for roll-up arts. Make their day special with a thoughtful present that reflects their personality and interests.
"Bond James, Bond."
'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'
"Bravo!"
Silly wig.
Church Basement Foodie
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.
Drive-thru Church
"What is a drag queen's goal?"
'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'
"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."
3D Theatre
"God, I love this show!"
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'
"There's nothing like a dame!"
Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!
'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'
At the CD shop.
Elvis fans
Elvis' autopsy
'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'
'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry
'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'
Mick Jagger
"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."
It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.
'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
Standup... Nihilist
Marathon runners in silly costumes.
"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."
Corned Turtle on a Kaiser
"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"
Roll-up Devotee Gifts Collection
Roll-up Devotee Mugs
Explore our collection of humorously themed mugs perfect for the roll-up devotee. A great gift to brighten their mornings with a personal touch.
Roll-up Devotee Pillows
Snuggle up with our clever roll-up-themed pillows. Perfect for adding personality and comfort to any creative space.
Roll-up Devotee Prints
Enhance their environment with bold and colorful prints that showcase their love for roll-up craftsmanship. Ideal for inspiring their artistic side.
Roll-up Devotee T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts made for those who love to celebrate their passion for roll-up art. Stylish, fun, and completely personalized.